The National-Socialism of Eastern Orso is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Kay Sanders with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, pith helmet sales, and zero percent divorce rate. The cynical population of 1.581 billion Eastern Orsoans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cagliari. The average income tax rate is 43.8%.

The strong Eastern Orsoan economy, worth 129 trillion Orseses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 81,842 Orseses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Creating cardboard imitations of missiles is a new top-secret military project, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, bins outnumber trees in city parks, and diи бenэdicтi has been named as Eastern Orso's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eastern Orso's national animal is the Polar bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is diи бenэdicтi.

Eastern Orso is ranked 92,975^th in the world and 25^th in Fifth Empire for Highest Food Quality, scoring 24.46 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.